Fax Machines Still Going for Gold at the Olympics!

Just when you thought fax machines had gone the way of the ancient Greek Olympics, a recent Daily Mail article has revealed a startling truth: faxing is still alive and kicking in the world of elite sports!

Fax machines, groin grabbing and handkerchiefs, these are the most bizarre rules athletes must follow at the 2024 Paris Olympic Games | Daily Mail Online

As the 2024 Paris Olympics draw to a close, Daily Mail Australia reflects on the incredible performances of over 10,000 athletes who competed over the 16 days of action

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The Olympian Fax Feat

According to the Daily Mail’s exposé on bizarre Olympic rules, when swimmers set world records at the Games, they don’t just Tweet about it or update their Instagram stories. No, they have to submit their records via fax. That’s right, while these athletes are breaking records at lightning speeds, their achievements are being recorded at the blistering pace of… a fax machine.

Imagine the scene: Ariarne Titmus, fresh from shattering a world record, dripping pool water all over the fax machine as she tries to figure out which way up the paper goes. “Is this thing on? Do I press send? Where’s the ‘Tweet’ button?”

PayPerFax: Your Olympic-Level Faxing Solution

Now, we at PayPerFax aren’t suggesting that you’re likely to be setting any world records soon (unless there’s an Olympic medal for “Most Netflix Episodes Watched in One Sitting”). But if you ever find yourself needing to fax something important – like your personal best for couch surfing – we’ve got you covered.

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So, the next time you need to send a one-off fax – whether it’s a world record, a business document, or just your pizza order – remember PayPerFax. We’re here to help you achieve faxing greatness, no gold medals required!

And who knows? Maybe one day, when you’re standing on that Olympic podium (hey, we believe in you!), you’ll think back to this moment and thank us for keeping your faxing skills sharp.

P.S. We’re still scratching our heads over some of the other Olympic rules mentioned in that Daily Mail article. No bright nail polish for gymnasts? Handkerchiefs for wrestlers? Maybe we should start a fax-based petition to add “synchronized faxing” to the 2028 Games!